She casually tells us that Michael didn’t care to stop having threesomes while she wanted monogamy, which is, more or less, the same problem they’ve had for the past six seasons. After years of crying about her dysfunctional marriage and defending Michael against sexual assault allegations, Ashley seems deeply unfazed by their split. Immediately, Gizelle gets down to business and asks Ashley about her newly announced divorce. And so does Ashley, who creeps up behind the women like Michael Myers in an arguably frightening blue metallic jacket. The two genuinely appear amicable (for now) after sharing a heartfelt moment at the last reunion. We open with television’s greatest frenemies, Karen and Gizelle, having a picnic under a million cherry-blossom trees somewhere in Washington, D.C. ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Returns for a Brisk Walk Out of the Mormon Church Let’s dig into this chaotic, supersized premiere. Oh, and did I mention Charrisse Jackson-Jordan is back for reasons that are unexplained? Wendy Osefo’s going into business with the Lisa Vanderpump of the East Coast, Peter Thomas. Karen Huger is doing her typical Lucille Ball schtick. Mia Thornton’s accused of being some sort of cancer-scare opportunist. Robyn Dixon wants a prenup for whenever she and Juan walk down the aisle (May 2026, I’m betting). Candiace Dillard Bassett is freezing her eggs and yelling at Chris for having a job. Ashley Darby’s getting a divorce and buying a house with her soon-to-be (maybe?) ex-husband Michael. (You hear that, Beverly Hills?).Īnd boy, do we get a lot in this first episode. After a delay in scheduling-our cherry blossoms typically arrive in the spring or summer- The Real Housewives of Potomacis back for what’s already a compelling and hysterical seventh season in its first 90 minutes.Įveryone on this show-but especially master provocateur Gizelle Bryant-understands that they have a job to do, which is not only to entertain us with their constant bickering but to make us invested in their often tumultuous and humiliating personal lives. No one on Bravo gets right to work like the industrious ladies of Potomac (and D.C.
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